Big Brother would approve—this shirt is the ultimate uniform for the dystopian rebel with a sense of humor. Inspired by Orwell’s iconic vision of a world controlled by the Party, this design features the unmistakable INGSOC emblem: bold, sharp, and just subversive enough to make the Thought Police do a double-take.
Why This Shirt Rules:
- Built to Last (Unlike Free Thought): Made with 100% durable, heavyweight ring-spun cotton that only gets better with age.
- Garment-Dyed for That Worn-In Look: Feels like you’ve been resisting authoritarianism since 1984.
- Relaxed Fit for Maximum Comfort: Because rebellion is tiring, but your clothes shouldn’t be.
- Pre-Shrunk Fabric: It stays true to size, no matter how many times you wash away the memory of Room 101.
- Thoughtfully Made (Ironic, Right?): Ribbed cuffs, twill-taped shoulders, and a topstitched collar ensure you’re looking sharp while sticking it to the man.
Wear it to your next protest, book club, or ironic dystopian movie marathon. Whether you’re a die-hard Orwell fan or just here to make people question their programming, this shirt makes the perfect statement—Freedom is Slavery, but Comfort is Non-Negotiable.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 | 39 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 67.6 | 78.7-86.4 | 81 |
| M | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 85.7 |
| L | 75.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 93.7 |
| XL | 78.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 94.6 |
| 2XL | 80.3 | 116.8-124.5 | 98.4 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 127-134.6 | 101 |